I couldn't resist posting this up.
Here is an extract of a conversation between Martina and I, hurridly scribbled and passed across to each other during Maths.
Martina; Priya
She has a boyfriend.
OMG. Rly? Who could put up with her?
EXACTLY. Who would ask her out at all? Who would consider it? Which escaped asylum pyscho?
Do you think he'll eat her? Or make her into clothing?
Or pickle her severed head, and keep the rest of her body in a funeral hearse in an abandoned storage unit?
Possibly. Though that really should have happened by now. Maybe he's also blind and deaf?
There was a Terry Prachett book where a toad had been enchanted into a prince. Maybe the same thing has happened here. I mean, like attracts like.
So you mean he's equally obnoxious and desperate? I find it hard to believe that its even possible.
I can't think for any other explanation, so for now, until a more suitable theory is proposed, they are both toads.
We never pretended to be amazingly nice people.
I'd be much prepared to put anyone who thinks so a-right.
